Evaluation: Mon Amour – Destructoid



*Smooch* *Smack* *Slurp*
I’ve a fascination with Yoshiro Kimura. I’ve ceaselessly trumpeted my love of Chulip on this website, and I used to be privileged sufficient to evaluation Moon with CJ Andriessen over a 12 months in the past. The factor is; I’m not at all times in love with Yoshiro Kimura’s video games, however they scratch a really explicit itch I’ve. Each time somebody asks me “what sorts of video games do you play?” my reply is to show my nostril up and say, “video games that I haven’t performed earlier than.” Onion Video games makes these. Good, mediocre, or unhealthy, they’re one thing I’ve by no means skilled.
Mon Amour doesn’t fall removed from that tree. When you requested me to explain it, I’d say it’s Chulip combined with Flappy Hen. It’s simply probably the most insubstantial recreation I’ve performed from Onion Video games — I had it accomplished inside just a few hours of beginning it — however I definitely don’t imply that as damnation.

Mon Amour (Nintendo Swap, PC [reviewed])Developer: Onion GamesPublisher: Onion GamesReleased: October 14, 2021MSRP: $8.99
Because the story goes, you’re some dude whose marriage ceremony is crashed by witches. The bride-to-be is became a mouse and whisked away with the remainder of the marriage friends. Your job is to rescue all of the friends by giving them a smooch. However will your rampantly promiscuous method to hostage negotiation throw a wrench within the gears of your would-be marriage?
Don’t take into consideration that now… Oops, you’re useless. It’s a must to press a button to flap. You didn’t press it. You’re useless.
The purpose of Mon Amour is straightforward to convey. It’s a must to get your dapper gentleman throughout the display and smash into the woman(?) on the opposite facet. It’s useless easy! Nevertheless, if you wish to climb the leaderboards and rescue the princess, you’re going to wish to study the little aspects.

For starters, don’t contact the buildings. The town begins to encroach from the highest and backside of the display, they usually’re the primary obstacles in your quest to chap some lips. You’ll be able to hold them at bay with explosive fruit and hearts which might be spewed out everytime you carry out mouth-to-mouth.
The fruit is fairly self-explanatory. The totally different varieties have totally different magnitudes of blast waves, however the muskmelon provides you a defend. Don’t simply decide them up willy-nilly, you could want them in emergencies, like within the remaining degree of every part the place you face a random impediment.
The hearts, however, want cultivation. Love, if you’ll. When two of them press collectively, they develop into a bigger coronary heart. As soon as they get large enough, they’ll explode while you contact them, once more serving to you clear the best way of obstacles. The massive ones additionally offer you extra factors, whereas the small ones aren’t even value choosing up. Studying to direct the place your momentary lover spurts out their hearts may help you rack up numerous factors and demolish the panorama.

The tip purpose of Mon Amour is to seek out and kiss all of the characters after which end the fiftieth degree. This generally is a bit vexing since a number of the characters present up randomly. Fortunately, you don’t should play all the recreation repeatedly to get one other shot at these lip targets. You’ll be able to choose a hapless kiss sufferer from a bestiary of them, then begin from that degree.
Liberated libertines rely as well being, so taking a knock will deduct one out of your kissing conga line. Dropping a lover drops your post-level bonus, and furthermore, they don’t get counted in direction of the 64 wanted to finish the sport. You completely should get everybody to security to get their heads counted, which generally is a tall order.

That’s the lot of it. As I mentioned, Mon Amour is an easy recreation. It’s a single-button title that requires quite a lot of repetition to get the extra area of interest mechanics down. That’s superb if the best spin is placed on issues, however Mon Amour doesn’t appear to hold Onion Video games’ common love for going off-script.
Numerous my disappointment doesn’t stem from the truth that there’s little or no gameplay depth. That’s superb. Dandy Dungeon was fairly primary while you boiled it down, however it sucked me in and stored me hooked for hours. Plus, it was well-written and consistently stunning. Mon Amour will not be like that. It’s a easy recreation, and whereas the everyday Onion Video games character isn’t fully absent, there’s no alternative to shine.
The straightforward gameplay had deceived me into considering that there was going to be some type of twist someplace. It by no means occurred. Perhaps that’s a fault in my expectations, however it makes it tough to defend the sport.

I don’t remorse taking part in Mon Amour. I really feel obligated to proceed the whole Yoshiro Kimura discography, and I can’t have a niche in it. It has the weird aesthetic and quirky soundtrack I’ve come to count on, I simply don’t suppose it’s required studying. It may possibly, nonetheless, train us about love itself. It’s fairly temporary. It is going to doubtless get you killed. It is best to search amount over high quality.
Mon Amour, as seen on the field, is okay. It even has that typically annoying “yet another flip” addictiveness. That doesn’t final lengthy, and beneath that, there’s nothing to sink your enamel into. It’s the Taco Bell of Onion Video games. It’s tastes like meals, it’s inoffensive, however when you dig in, you gained’t discover any actual meat.
[This review is based on a retail build of the game provided by the publisher.]